I mean, let’s talk about how Finist the Falcon is a fairytale about a dude who turns into a falcon and who’s obviously pretty hot, but that’s like his main function because the rest of the tale is
- the girl summoning him because why the hell not, he’s hot, come visit, stay for a while
dont talk shit about my shitty country only people who live here can do that
All you need to know about, kids, is that one of the most popular fairy tale heroes in Russia is seriously called Ivan the Fool.
Like, seriously, it’s just a rural dude who usually doesn’t do anything, but stuff just floats his way, because he’s a lucky son of a bitch. Like he’d just go talk…